GWAR Announces '30 Years Of Total World Domination Tour'

Thirty years have passed since GWAR awoke from the prison of their Antarctic slumber in 1985. Since that time, the band has used broadswords and guitars to shape the music and culture of mankind. 30 years later, the world sucks more than it ever has, and humans have GWAR to thank! Three decades of bloodlust, throttling the life from humanity, and perverting the human imagination have left no doubt that GWAR rules supreme!

What better way to celebrate this momentous occasion than with a spectacular victory lap bringing death and depravity to cities across America? GWAR‘s “30 Years of Total Domination Tour” is a celebration of unimaginable torment. Expect more blood and bodily fluids than ever before as your Lords and Masters take on the newest threat to their very existence — the Internet! That’s right, GWAR is going to kick the Internet’s ass; if they can ever stop jerking off to porn long enough to find it. Pustulus is none too pleased about the situation, having this to say while “taking 5” from his weekly schedule of drawing dicks on bible pages.

“I’ve survived prisons, gulags, religious protests, surfing a crucial wave on D-Day, and even an ISIS spaghetti dinner, so this is nothing. Bring it on! GWAR is coming! Where is Baltimore?”

Support on the tour will come from BUTCHER BABIES and BATTLECROSS. The tour kicks off August 25 in Millvale, Pennsylvania and wraps up September 18 in Rochester, New York. Tickets go on sale this Friday, May 1 for all shows.

The dates are as follows:

Aug. 25 – Millvale, PA – Mr. Smalls Theater
Aug. 27 – Des Moines, IA – Wooly’s
Aug. 28 – Lincoln, NE – Bourbon Theater
Aug. 30 – Lawrence, KS – Granada
Aug. 31 – Tulsa, OK – Cain’s Ballroom
Sep. 01 – San Antonio, TX – Kapones
Sep. 02 – Baton Rouge, LA – Varsity Theater
Sep. 03 – Mobile, AL – Soul Kitchen
Sep. 04 – Birmingham, AL – Iron City
Sep. 05 – New Albany, IN – Rustic Frog – Befuddled Fest
Sep. 06 – Winston-Salem, NC – Ziggys
Sep. 08 – Wilmington, NC – Ziggys By the Sea
Sep. 09 – Jacksonville, FL – Freebird Live
Sep. 10 – Chattanooga, TN – Track 29
Sep. 11 – Sauget, IL – Pop’s
Sep. 14 – Poughkeepsie, NY – The Chance
Sep. 15 – So. Burlington, VT – Higher Ground
Sep. 16 – Reading, PA – Reverb
Sep. 17 – Huntington, NY – The Paramount
Sep. 18 – Rochester, NY – Water Street Music Hall